Ja- Good evening, reception. How can I help you?
Gosc (kobieta z przepieknym brytyjskim akcentem, taka krolowa matka) – Excuse me,I am very sorry to bother you but there is A DEAD DUCK outside my window.
Ja- Sorry?
Gosc – There is a DEAD DUCK outside my window.
Ja- I will send a porter straight away, Madam.
Dzwonie do Glena.
Ja- Glen, the lady from 362 called that there is a dead duck outside her window.
Glen- Whaaaa ?????
Ja – There is a dead duck outside her window.
Glen – Well, call the chef…